Heatwave Warrior T-Shirts

'Wouldn't an air conditioner be better than all of those fans?'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Yeah, it's hot, but it's a dry heat."

Today will be a scorcher! So if you're heading out to the beach, don't forget your sunblock...

Summer Cabin Fever

"Phew!! What a scorcher...this is the kind of day when you could fry an egg on the sidewalk!"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Heat Wave Podium

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'This is your Captain, we apologize for the breakdown in our air conditioning system...'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

'It's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

Of course you're bored, you're suffering from summer cabin fever!

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Batsman congratulated for getting out first ball in the hot weather.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Baby on board.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'No surf?'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Senior citizen surfing.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

The race against gravity with an ice cream!