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Tourist in the desert

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'Hot indeed.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'He's a survivor.'

Desert Island Drone...

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'Hot enough for you?'

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Disappointing Mirage.

Blackouts in California

"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."

Death is unemployed.