Hot Flash Survivor Prints

Hot flushes

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Tourist in the desert

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'Hot indeed.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'He's a survivor.'

Desert Island Drone...

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

'Hot enough for you?'

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

Disappointing Mirage.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 12

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Blackouts in California

Death is unemployed.