Headphone Haver T-Shirts

Quality Family Time.

Audio Books

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

You will always find a spot to garden

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Music Freak.

'Heel.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Gramophone Headphone

Music Collector.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

Sting. Madonna.

'No thanks.'

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'