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Quality Family Time.

Audio Books

Listening to Coldplay.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

You will always find a spot to garden

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Music Freak.

'Heel.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Music Collector.

Gramophone Headphone

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

Sting. Madonna.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

'No thanks.'

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.