Hot Flashes Survivor Gifts

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Barbeque Casualty.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Tourist in the desert

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Livin' the dream

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'He's a survivor.'

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

Ice cream van

Desert Island Drone...

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"You should really wear a hat."

Hot flushes

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'Hot enough for you?'

Weather.

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.