Hot Flash Heroine Gifts

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'I'm on my way!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Real men have facial hair.

Protecting the green

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Supernan.

Hot flushes

School crossing

Unisex Hairdresser - "Told you, they don't like being called Barbers"

Air conditioner.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

James Bond as a kid.

'Ralph doesn't have a mustache. He just never trims his nose hair.'

Hot enough for you?

"Erik- do me a favor."

"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."

"We're going to see outbreaks of 'The garden needs rain' followed by 'I like it hot but this is too hot' ..."

Stunned Agin!

"It's so hot...does this bike have air conditioner?"