Springtime Survivor T-Shirts

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

The battle's over, but the helmet stays on until the end of pollen season.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Spring Training

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

You give me butterflies

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Springtime

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Relief for America in the Heat.

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'First snowdrop.'

The corner that Spring's around

Welcome to summer school.

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Intense summer sun

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

'He's a survivor.'