Sun Survivor T-Shirts

'I survived working outside during Global Warming.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"The trees are laughing at us."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Emergency Pants

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Tourist in the desert

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Sun Worshipers

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Somebody got some sun.'

'What luck!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'