Hot Dog Adventurer Gifts

Midtown Meta-Moment

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'It's my favorite.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Dog on a plane.

'I hear they're really good.'

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"I brought my lunch."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Your bone."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Walking in the woods.

Dogs of war.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."