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Midtown Meta-Moment

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's my favorite.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Make me one with everything!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Dog on a plane.

"I brought my lunch."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'I hear they're really good.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Your bone."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Walking in the woods.

Dogs of war.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."