Hospitality Challenger Pillows

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

'I sent out for everything.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Fast Food Restaurant

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

The Waiter

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'Brew?'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Shall I be mother?

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

Waiting staff

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Mattress sale

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'Good evening. I am your manager and these are Gaston, our chef, Raoul, your wine steward, Andre, your waiter and wilbur, your busboy.'

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'