Hospitality Hopeful Pillows

Hospitality industry turning to casinos.

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

Opening the Barrel

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Valet park only"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Complementary Beverages

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

With Compliments

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"