Hospital Foodie Gifts

'kidney Pie?'

"This food is bad enough without you diagnosing it!"

'You're doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hopital food!'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Where does it hurt?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Paramedics.

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."