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'Alright. I get it. You're a doctor!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'Don't even think about it!'

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'Am I sexy yet?'

'I can't turn it off.'

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

'He seems nice.'

'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"