Hospital Date Night Thinker Gifts

'Alright. I get it. You're a doctor!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Don't even think about it!'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'I can't turn it off.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'He seems nice.'

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

'But enough about my interiority, how about you?'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

"Almost Ready"