Hosepipe-juggler Gifts

Temptation rears its ugly head.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Travelling

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Opening the Barrel

The coffee's not working.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

I Heart Juggling

Overworked

The Communicator

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

W.C. Fields

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'