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Temptation rears its ugly head.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Travelling

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Juggler and Illusionist

Opening the Barrel

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The coffee's not working.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

The Communicator

Overworked

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'