Horticultural Healer Gifts

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Medicinal plants

New Age Store.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Ovalifolium Longifora

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

The New Age Dentist.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."