Horticultural Guru Gifts

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Dog in Daisys

Cats and gardens.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An old man growing berries