Horticultural Hero Gifts

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Gardener's Calendar: Make sure your geraniums have not damped off.

Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Cats and gardens.

An old man growing berries

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

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