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Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Horti-Culture

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

An old man growing berries

"I'm losing my patience with you."