Horseshoe Thrower Gifts

'I think it's for you.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Boomerang cow.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Trout Game

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Knife-thrower.

At the school of ventriloquism.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"Foul!"

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Throwing the syringe.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Acupuncture darts.