Horseshoe Pitching Gifts

Cowboys pitching horseshoes and horses pitching cowboy boots.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The Goalkeeper

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Baseball Dreams

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

'Balk!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"Foul!"

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Planeterrium.

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs