Horseshoe Pitching Pillows

Cowboys pitching horseshoes and horses pitching cowboy boots.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The Goalkeeper

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

Baseball Dreams

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Balk!'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Tommy John Surgery.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

The rotator cuff fairy.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"Foul!"

'Kenny! Stop...We're over here!'

Planeterrium.

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Gerald sensed that more than just his reputation was riding on the success of the presentation.

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs