Horseshoe Gaming Pillows

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

I should probably get out more.