Horseracing Enthusiast Gifts

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

A horse racetrack never works right after it's fixed.

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

He failed the drugs test!

'Look! You can't have a good time losing only 20p!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Gentlemen Riders

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Chris Froome

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Horse racing puns

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Stress'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The relay race