Horseracing Enthusiast Pillows

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

A horse racetrack never works right after it's fixed.

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

He failed the drugs test!

'Look! You can't have a good time losing only 20p!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

He's the type that gives racing a bad name!

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Horse racing puns

'Stress'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.