Horseriding Enthusiast Gifts

Some men taunting a gentleman on a horse

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

25¢ Ride the Pony

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Unicorn Joust

Medieval Knievel

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Why have you come over here?"

'I see you crossing a road...'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Parents compare buggies

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

SPUR OF THE MOMENT / "So how does it feel to be number one?!" / "Are you enjoying all the limelight?!" / "Have you received any big contract offers?!" / A horse riding spur being interviewed at a press conference

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

A woman asking if she can let her little dog join in with the hunt

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I never invest in anything that eats."

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

The Off-Roading Commuter

Battle of Cedar Creek- Sheridan's Ride

'I've got my eye on you.'

Cowboys on a Journey Within

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

Cheap Bikes For Rent. They'll give you more adventure than you want without even going off road.