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Some men taunting a gentleman on a horse

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

25¢ Ride the Pony

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Unicorn Joust

Medieval Knievel

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Why have you come over here?"

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

Parents compare buggies

We fell asleep on the hayride.

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

SPUR OF THE MOMENT / "So how does it feel to be number one?!" / "Are you enjoying all the limelight?!" / "Have you received any big contract offers?!" / A horse riding spur being interviewed at a press conference

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

A woman asking if she can let her little dog join in with the hunt

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I never invest in anything that eats."

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

GOAT PATH

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

Battle of Cedar Creek- Sheridan's Ride

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

Cheap Bikes For Rent. They'll give you more adventure than you want without even going off road.

The Off-Roading Commuter

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!