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Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

"Eat my dust!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Tunnel of Like.

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'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Scrambler.

'Slow and hurl.'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

We fell asleep on the hayride.

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

Douglas Adams

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Route 666

On the dark road

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

Tunnel of Laundry.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

Tunnel of icebergs.

'No scooters here, Baxter! Our company prides itself on a 'Harley' culture.'

Man falling over whilst dancing