Horse Appreciation Gifts

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Caption contest"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."