Horse Appreciation Pillows

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Caption contest"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."