Horror Comedy Gifts

Pranking Zombies

Zombie standup

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."