Horror Comedy Gifts

Pranking Zombies

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"