Horror Humor Gifts

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Out To Lurch

Silence of the Chickens...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"I'm the bad guy..."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'