Horror Humor Gifts

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Dead Funny

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."