Comedy In Horror Fan Gifts

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

Out To Lurch

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Little ship of horrors

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Meow...."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Vampire Umbrella