Hook Wrangler Gifts

'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

Fishing sign.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Christo's greatest challenge.

Psychotic mood swing.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

The opinion poll ltd.

Super Plant Food.

Janitor at a Music School

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

"Care to make it interesting?"

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.