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'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

Fishing sign.

High Riders of the Old West

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Psychotic mood swing.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

The opinion poll ltd.

Super Plant Food.

Janitor at a Music School

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Care to make it interesting?"

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'