Hoofing Performer Gifts

Broadway Moosical.

They hated me.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Jack Gleeson

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"The Just Me Band"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Send in the Clones.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Jeff Beck.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Popera!

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

E=Emcee Squared

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I'm a star!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

The band.