Pet Performer Gifts

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Talking Dog.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Now cut that out!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Cat Blog.

Pavlov's Dream.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

Hang Time Fido

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

Will act like an idiot for food.

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.