Pet Performer Gifts

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Now cut that out!'

Talking Dog.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Pavlov's Dream.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Hang Time Fido

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Will act like an idiot for food.

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

Ginger was born to dance.