Animal Performers Gifts

Music

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Now cut that out!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Talking Dog.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Drama Llama

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Lion Costume

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Did you just tweet?"

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Owl

Bunny TV.

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"The human is back - act normal."

"Can I barrow your pen?"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Pavlov's Dream.

"I'll share the house with you assuming you prefer to be outdoors."

cool seagull plays electric piano

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

'They can't fool me, I know when they hide medicine in my food: I have an acute sense of smell!'