Animal Performers Pillows

Music

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Talking Dog.

'Now cut that out!'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Drama Llama

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Lion Costume

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Can I barrow your pen?"

Bunny TV.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Did you just tweet?"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"The human is back - act normal."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Pavlov's Dream.

cool seagull plays electric piano

"I'll share the house with you assuming you prefer to be outdoors."

'Im going to invest all your pension money in cat nip!'

'They can't fool me, I know when they hide medicine in my food: I have an acute sense of smell!'

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.