Performing Dogs Pillows

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

They hated me.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Four children playing the flute.

Jack Gleeson

Agility God

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Mum, I got the job!"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Jeff Beck.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Send in the Clones.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"The club scene is really changing."

Popera!

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'I'm a star!'

E=Emcee Squared

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."