Animal Performer Pillows

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talking Dog.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Now cut that out!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Drama Llama

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Lion Costume

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Owl

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

Magicians monkey.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Pavlov's Dream.

cool seagull plays electric piano

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

Will act like an idiot for food.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Cat barking.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.