Animal Performer Prints

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Now cut that out!'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Talking Dog.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Drama Llama

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Lion Costume

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Magicians monkey.

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Pavlov's Dream.

cool seagull plays electric piano

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Farm Humor.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Will act like an idiot for food.

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Cat barking.