Hoofing Performer Pillows

Broadway Moosical.

They hated me.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Send in the Clones.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Popera!

E=Emcee Squared

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm a star!'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

The band.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"