Hoof Beat Aficionado Gifts

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The Just Me Band"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Dance.

Broadway Moosical.

I love Marimba

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Dance Crossing

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Man using guitar as golf club.

Drummers

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

Man playing the timpani drum.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Summer feet.

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."