Hoof Beat Aficionado Gifts

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The Just Me Band"

Dance.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Broadway Moosical.

I love Marimba

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Candles on Drum

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Dance Crossing

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Drummers

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

Man using guitar as golf club.

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

Man playing the timpani drum.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Summer feet.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.