Hoof Fashionista Gifts

'Is it me or are you getting taller?'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Casual Thursday

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Need a pair of pants.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'It's a power suit. I couldn't afford the cordless model.'

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'

'It's a trade-off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend.'

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Bikini Between Buildings

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim