Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.
Hoof Hero Gifts
Looking for a gift for your hoof hero? Our 'Hoof Hero' collection features playful and imaginative products that combine horse-loving passion with artistic humor. Ideal for horse enthusiasts and creative souls alike, these items add a fun twist to their favorite pastimes, whether they’re passionate about equine adventures or simply love all things whimsical and charming. Give a gift that celebrates their love for horses while showcasing their unique personality and artistic flair.
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
I love Basketball.
"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.
"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."
Indoor Football
"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."
Zdeno Chara
'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'
"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"
Professional football.
YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.
"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."
Goalie Wall.
Athletic Darwinism.
'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'
You look like a team player. I like that!
"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"
'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."
A man working on a model airplane
T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie
"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
Canadian Jesus
'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'
'I can't dunk.'
Bob has natural animal magnetism.
I love hockey!
Two boys having a water fight.
Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.
Princess Anne
Mat Trick
'Your feet are killing me!'
"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."
Hoof Hero Gifts Collection
Hoof Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of 'Hoof Hero' mugs and find the perfect quirky gift for horse lovers who enjoy a clever twist with their coffee.
Hoof Hero Pillows
Check out our charming 'Hoof Hero' pillows, the ideal cozy accessory for any horse lover’s living space.
Hoof Hero Prints
Browse our whimsical 'Hoof Hero' prints to add a humorous and artistic touch to any room for the horse enthusiast with a creative flair.
Hoof Hero T-Shirts
Discover fun and creative 'Hoof Hero' t-shirts that showcase the playful side of horse enthusiasts and creative spirits alike.