Honey Tasting Gifts

'OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Picking pastries.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

The Main Types of Cheese

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Bumble Bee

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Honey Wallah

Church Basement Foodie

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'