Honey Taster Gifts

Bees

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Honey Wallah

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

My comfort zone

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Vacant possession.

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'He's in witness protection.'